Player 1: Haha he’s so cute, how tall is he? Is he a child level?
Player 2: Can I grab him to inspect him?
DM(me): You want to do what?
Player 2: I want to lift him by his collar, like a rabbit, to take a closer look at him.
DM: You know what. Go ahead. But he hates you now.
How not to handle an Ultimate Level God Man Digimon.
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