things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

DM: The character is dead
Player: I’LL USE MY MEDICINE SKILL TO REANIMATE HIM!
DM: …He got decapitated…
Player: That’s a ‘no’?
Because the German jury-vote made the whole country look bad by giving Sweden 12 points, I would like to say for the record: The German PUBLIC gave 12 points to Italy, 10 points to Israel and nothing to Sweden
As a German citizen: Sweden would have gotten -12 points from me



