This is the end
Month
I find the thought amusing that I tried to kill myself without success so many times because I couldn’t stand it anymore just to be hit by a car when I’m actually really happy with my life.
I tell you, it will end exactly like this
If you drew a dick on a vampire’s face while they were sleeping, they’d never know unless someone told them. (source)
imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
I mean
What’s the demon look like
125
So yeah, late to the game but I just never could find the time to finish it…
Well, here it is, lamo af ‘meet the artist’ - thing of the lamest person around that no one has asked for~
Is a bottom incubus still an incubus… Or a male succubus…
Aizawa: What really got me to fall in love with Hizashi was his voice. I remember the first time he sang to me.
*flashback to teenage Mic with a boombox and rolled jeans balancing on the fence like a stray cat behind teenage Aizawa’s house*
Teen Mic: ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI!!! ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE!!!! I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED!!!
Teen Aizawa: God I need to marry this man.
Alternatively:
*flashback of College Mic with a shitty boater hat and an acoustic guitar leaning at the base of College Aizawa’s balcony*
College Mic: IZ YOU IS OR IZ YOU AINT MY BABEY?
College Aizawa, already pulling off his shirt: Take me now.
there is no traitor kaminari just keeps livestreaming everything that happens to him on instagram and shigaraki watches it
“Everyday, suicide moves higher on my list of ways to solve all of my problems”
-Thoughts I’ll never speak out loud
Reasons I’m Struggling to Study Right Now
- My rabbit is throwing himself in the air
- My rabbit is crashing into the wall when he races so hard he loses control of his booty
- My rabbit is crashing into me with his booty
- My rabbit is climbing on me
- My rabbit is chewing my tablet
- My rabbit is scratching at the trash can because a banana peel is in there
- My rabbit is appropriately playing with his toys
- My rabbit is rearranging his box to try to chew the carpet behind it
- My rabbit has flopped near me for maximum cuteness so I feel bad about telling him no.
Best Dragon Age Companions Ranked:
10: They
9: Are
8: All
7: Perfect
6: And
5: Valid
4: In
3: Equal
2: Measure
1: Zevran
i don’t ever want to wake up again
when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up
